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SMS LUCU

***Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u…………….please return to the zoo, they all miss u, dont escape again!!!***

***I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry. U laff I laff. U jump out of d window
I look dwn & then …… I laff again! :)***

***I am a killer,I kill people for money…..But because you are my friend,I’ll kill you for nothing!***

***Dear God, Thankyou for making me healthy, can You also make me sexy. If You can’t make me sexy, then please!, make all my friends “fat!***

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